I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
its liver damage thursday
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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