You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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