Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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