I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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