I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
where does the pee come out of this thing
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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