i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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