i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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