it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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