Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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