Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my sisters under your porch take her home
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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