I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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