It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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