So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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