I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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