The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
What a dumb baby whore.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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