Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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