weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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