yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Someone signed my nipple.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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