The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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