Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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