i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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