I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
