dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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