He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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