Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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