Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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