you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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