Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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