Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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