All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
smell my finger.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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