What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
