If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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