you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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