Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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