and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
