I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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