So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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