I got chris browned last night
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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