How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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