I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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