Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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