we're blogging at a bar
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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