So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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