Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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