break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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