kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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