Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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