i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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