He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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