So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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