I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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