just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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