my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
