Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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